The worst of the worst, the bottom of the barrel. In our opinion the following would make better drinks coasters than games.
| Game | Release Year | Our Score | Our Ramblings | Biggest Offense |
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1994 | 3% | Try and get your head around this - this game is so bad that it became the stuff of legend and got a Kickstarter funded sequel. Yes, Shaq-Fu is so bad that it circled back around to people liking it ironically. | The last boss and his seemingly completely random AI |
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1993 | 5% | Just think of all those poor kids who woke up on Christmas day in 1993 to this as their Christmas present. The look of hope and joy in their eyes extinguished as soon as they turned Jurassic Park on to discover it is an unplayable hellscape. | Legitimately so hard to look at that it causes headaches. |
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2001 | 5% | Ugly, unplayable and downright insulting. Also, why? Why did we need this? | The fact that the game is literally broken. |
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1999 | 0% | The pinnacle of games aging badly. Loved it back in the day, now it comes across as buggy and unplayable. | Go through the loop on the first level. We dare you. |
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1997 | We actually refused to give this a score | The single most unintentionally hilarious game of all time. So bad it tanked several planned spin off games. | The accursed level design. Two steps forwards and DEAD. |
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1997 | 2% | Yeah, we know, everyone knows that Bubsy 3D is terrible - but our mate Nik (who we should probably mention is no longer our mate) tried convincing us Bubsy is nowhere near as bad as people say. He was wrong. | The camera. Presumably a gift from the devil. |
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1996 | 1% | Horrible Virtua fighter knock-off. Sluggish, hideous and a slap in the face to Sonic fans. | Bean The Dyanmite. There is a character. Called Bean. The. Dynamite. |
Shaq-Fu (SNES, 1994)
Try and get your head around this - this game is so bad that it became the stuff of legend and got a Kickstarter funded sequel. Yes, Shaq-Fu is so bad that it circled back around to people liking it ironically.
Our Score :3%
Jurassic Park (SNES, 1993)
Just think of all those poor kids who woke up on Christmas day in 1993 to this as their Christmas present. The look of hope and joy in their eyes extinguished as soon as they turned Jurassic Park on to discover it is an unplayable hellscape..
Our Score :5%
The Simpsons Wrestling (PS One, 2001)
Ugly, unplayable and downright insulting. Also, why? Why did we need this?
Our Score :5%
Sonic Adventure (Dreamcast, 1999)
The pinnacle of games aging badly. Loved it back in the day, now it comes across as buggy and unplayable.
Our Score : 0%
Mortal Kombat Mythologies : Sub Zero (N64, 1997)
The single most unintentionally hilarious game of all time. So bad it tanked several planned spin off games.
Our Score : We actually refused to give this a score.
Bubsy 3D (PS One, 1997)
Yeah, we know, everyone knows that Bubsy 3D is terrible - but our mate Nik (who we should probably mention is no longer our mate) tried convincing us Bubsy is nowhere near as bad as people say. He was wrong.
Sonic The Fighters (Arcade, 1996)
Horrible Virtua fighter knock-off. Sluggish, hideous and a slap in the face to Sonic fans.
Our Score :1%